ur sister a mister
Ultimate insult, it WILL kill you, watch out! Can only be blocked with a reverse, mirror, or a no u.
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Maddy and The Mister
A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!
Maddy and The Mister by NoahSeb July 31, 2011
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sisters before mister's
what you say when a girl ditches her girlfriends to chill with her boyfriend
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.
similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.
similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's
Kate: oh sorry Ali i cant go get a mani-pedi with u and sylvia, im going to the movies with ben
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!
Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!
Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!
sisters before mister's by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010
Wild West Mister
The act of fingering a girl by first making your hand into a gun shape, then placing your hand by your crotch, and then inserting your fingers into the girl with a pelvic thrust.
Bro: Hey Man, have you had sex with your new girl yet?
Man: Well, sort of.
Bro: What do you mean?
Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.
Man: Well, sort of.
Bro: What do you mean?
Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.
Wild West Mister by Smiz Tang December 1, 2009
Shit Mister
A person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid shit on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorknobs, water tank levers, someone's keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom...
Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)
Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)
Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)
Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)
Shit Mister by The original (shit mister) January 4, 2008