when ur bitch of an older sibling takes player one and ur left w the GOD AWFUL player two wii remote and ur sibling gets to be mario and ur stuck w toad

oh my god i can’t believe that sneaky hoe is player 1 again.

player 1 by quee(f)n April 21, 2020

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defcon 1

We're all dead.

Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.

defcon 1 by JackassMcFuckadio September 3, 2021

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september 1

the dumbest person ever was born on this day. a fat fuck arrived on the face of the planet on sep 1, 2005. shes litt the fattest fucker i have ever seen. shes not lit. shes fucking fat.

dharini is such a dumbass since she was born on september 1

september 1 by sammy04950 April 19, 2022

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rule 4/1

4/1 - April's first.
No one in the entire internet can be trusted, especially on 4/1.

*on 4/1*
Guy1: ¡Oh my god , Half life 3 is coming out and Facebook buys Linux!

Guy2: Rule 4/1.

rule 4/1 by Fasox April 23, 2014

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