Racooned 

When someone tries to get you try some food or beverage that they know tastes bad.

This tastes nasty, here try it. No, I don't want to be racooned

Racooned by Old Man In TC July 26, 2020

Raccoon tail 

Prior to completion of doggystyle anal intercourse, the feces covered penis is removed from the anus and placed on the back of the recipient with the penis remaining the asscheeks. Upon climax, the gifter will apply pressure to his penis with one or two hands as to remove the feces onto the back of the recipient. A quick design should be made while, in one motion applying raccoon eyes to the recipient.

It was a good night until I gave her the raccoon tail. She kicked me out before I could wash my hands and I had to do a shitty hands walk of shame.

Raccoon tail by Kingding Aling August 1, 2020

Raccoon 

A racist that is always wrong. Basically a male Karen.

Raccoon stop playing Ana you suck and miss all your shots. Stick to Mercy

Raccoon by itisfact July 1, 2021

Sauce Raccoon 

A noun which is characterized by an obsession of eating a variety of different sauces. Despite the fact that a certain collection of sauces may not belong to the said "Sauce Raccoon", they will insist that they deserve to have all of the remaining sauce.

Sauce Raccoons also enjoy eating sauce completely on it's own, without anything else, and are capable of eating several litres a day of the most disgusting sauce imaginable.

i) "hey jew, is that some thai sauce on the side of your plate?"
"yeah it tastes great with these chicken nuggets"
"dont worry I'll take care of it for you"
"fuck off you Sauce Raccoon"

ii) "hey guys guess what!"
"what?"
"I just got three litres of hoisin sauce and two bottles full of cok sauce from that chinese market, Im going to eat it straight"
"typical"

Sauce Raccoon

Sauce Raccoon by ThatWAnnaBeRUssian March 27, 2011

raccoon rapist 

one who rapes raccoons

Natalie Pham is a raccoon rapist.

raccoon rapist by Mrs.Felton August 29, 2009

Raccoon snooze juicer

A raccoon snooze juicer is when someone is mouth fucked by a stuffed raccoon with a sausage attached for a penis. Traditionally a room full of out of state strangers films it but it can be done without

Kenny passed out early and got a raccoon snooze juicer from the neighbors.

Raccoon snooze juicer by Heather Swanson March 28, 2023

Rockin Raccoons 

a person who is the enemy of an awesome possum. Someone that gives you rabies just by looking at them. Someone who is not the best friend of the coolest person ever cause I am their favorite. I hate rockin raccoons.

{rockin raccoons}
{rabies}

Rockin Raccoons by DEAL THE SEAL- twinkie June 14, 2010