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mechanic hand by Thommy94 December 14, 2006
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human junkyard mechanic
A person who works at a nursing home where families dump there old people and go off and leave then like so much junk.
human junkyard mechanic by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010
Mechanical rape
How animals are made to have babies without the hassle of breeding them. Most notably done to dairy cows to produce veal calves (males) and more dairy cows (females).
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Person 1: Mmm-mmm-MMM! If veal isn't the tasty thing out there I don't know what is!
Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.
Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.
Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
Person 2: Even though it was made through mechanical rape? A cow was squirted full of bull semen by a machine to create that veal steak, after all.
Person 1: ...That's gross, I've lost my appetite.
Person 2: I know this place that has great vegetarian sushi, if you prefer.
Mechanical rape by Veg-a-LOT May 11, 2010
Mechanicville
The smallest city in New York State.
This city is full of awesome people
You will never see another city quite like it.
This city is full of awesome people
You will never see another city quite like it.
Yo man, ever been to Mechanicville?
Yeah! It's awesome!!
Hey dude, ever hear of Mechanicville?
I heard it was the smallest city in New York.
Yeah! It's awesome!!
Hey dude, ever hear of Mechanicville?
I heard it was the smallest city in New York.
Mechanicville by TheNigger January 19, 2013
coping mechanics
imaginary tradesmen who make sure that a person's coping mechanisms are all in place and read for use at any given time
"Is it hard to deal with all that rejection"
"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"
"I've been doing it for years. I've been coping so long my coping mechanism have coping mechanics"
coping mechanics by 1adycat September 27, 2013
Mechanic
{noun}
Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
Mechanic by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011
Mechanicsville, Md
A nice little city. Lots of restaurants and stores. Kind people who do not drink a lot. And full of people who will become life long friends.
Mechanicsville, Md by That_girl_from_ MD November 18, 2011