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internal incest
n. 1. The act of two cells con-joining rather than breaking apart.
2. When you manage to have sex with yourself. An extreme form of masturbation.
2. When you manage to have sex with yourself. An extreme form of masturbation.
I suffer from internal incest. My doctor said that I'm so white trash that even my cells have sex with their sisters.
Jimmy is a product of internal incest, which would explain that third ankle.
Jimmy is a product of internal incest, which would explain that third ankle.
internal incest by qwertypod February 3, 2004
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CORPORATE INCEST
A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.
CORPORATE INCEST by KImCobain August 10, 2017
Greek Incest
Incest occurring within a Greek family in sororities or fraternities. Common Greek incest occur as drunk make outs between your pledge mom's boyfriend's pledge son or anything along the lines of being in the same pledge family.
Frat guy 1: Dude, that Sigdelt is totally hot. I made out with her!
Frat guy 2: Isn't she your pledge dad's girlfriend's kid?
Frat guy 1: Yeah. So? She's not my real sister.
Frat guy 2: That's you're pledge sister! Greek incest!
Frat guy 2: Isn't she your pledge dad's girlfriend's kid?
Frat guy 1: Yeah. So? She's not my real sister.
Frat guy 2: That's you're pledge sister! Greek incest!
Greek Incest by TokenAsian December 27, 2011
Dirty Incest
Dirty Incest is when the father tells the daughter to clean up the dirty mess and when the daughter is bent over the father sticks his penis into her buttocks.
Dirty Incest by FriedChicken1234 May 16, 2007
Professional Incest
When you date or marry somebody in a similar line of work to your own, or even worse if it is with a colleague.
Person 1: did you hear that John is getting married?
Person 2: Really? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!
Person 1: yeh he's been seeing Mary from HR for about 2 years!
Person 2: eugh, that's professional incest!
Person 2: Really? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!
Person 1: yeh he's been seeing Mary from HR for about 2 years!
Person 2: eugh, that's professional incest!
Professional Incest by borntoboogie October 21, 2010
Pseudo-Incest
In literature, any book that contains some form of explicit content (such as romance or sexual activity).
In crime, the act of sexual activity involving non-genetically-related family members (Such as step-family or adoptive-family members).
In crime, the act of sexual activity involving non-genetically-related family members (Such as step-family or adoptive-family members).
(Literature) My friend is reading a book which contains pseudo-incest. They said that it's a good book so far!
(Crime) My uncle is going to court for his two acts of pseudo-incest, having sex with his adoptive niece and his stepmother.
(Crime) My uncle is going to court for his two acts of pseudo-incest, having sex with his adoptive niece and his stepmother.
Pseudo-Incest by Alan T. Fitch May 3, 2022