sleep wrinkles 

Lines and creases that appear in your skin from sleeping on wrinkled sheets. Telltale sign that you just got out of bed.

My boss was impressed with my being in the office when she arrived. I earned major brownie points until she notice the sleep wrinkles on my cheek and realized that I had slept at work...again.

sleep wrinkles by sheryl D November 4, 2006

weinkle 

A mysterious, intellectual and stoic character who is in touch with the earth, has a penchant for hunting, tracking and kayaking, and believes in mystical and spiritual explanations for why things happen in the world. His stoicism and mystical outlook dominate his character and are the basis for many of his relationships and interactions in life.

Mr. Weinkle: "If you want to get high, get high at the beach. Better yet, get high at the beach, in a kayak."

weinkle by ks_ June 1, 2009

Willy Winkle 

N. Another name to describe the male reproductive organ that will not cause upset laughter.

"I want your willy winkle in my bagingo."

Willy Winkle by ThatPinkSock January 16, 2009

winklebag printer 

A printing machine (or printing company) of very low quality.

Producing poor quality basic crude printing like the paper bags used to hold wet seafood.

Example:(printing machine) Where did you get that winklebag printer from?

Example:(printing company) That company of printers are rubbish. They a winklebag printer.

winklebag printer by ITman January 3, 2008

Wrinkletits 

An insult for an old grandma.

Your grandma's new name Wrinkletits

Wrinkletits by the kugelsack of honor June 23, 2009

winkle weiser 

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"

winkle weiser by jacksonkru December 8, 2014

winkless 

If you say someone is winkless, it means there really (hip) and down to earth people.

Sup blud, youre well winkless

winkless by james March 30, 2005