muff-stache 

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

muff-stache by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008

Pedo stache 

A mustache that a pedofile would have. It is unkempt and awkwardly unmanly. Often there is barely even any hair there and it looks like a sad attempt of a pre-puberty teen to have facial hair. Imagine Napoleon Dynamite's brother's stache but worse.

Johnny: "Hey, do you like the new mustache I'm growing?!"
Nathan: "Eww, no!! Shave that pedo stache off!!"
Robert: "Yea, John, shave that shit off; I have more hair on my ass than you do above your lip!!"

Pedo stache by BamBamKam November 30, 2014

hitler 'stache 

the small bit of pubic hair left on the mound after a spring trim

"summers comming, time to trim up my hitler 'stache"

hitler 'stache by julsinthebox May 2, 2005

Nut Stache 

A mustache on the genitals. With the penis acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. It also may be part of a full nut beard.

You have such a thick nut stache!

Nut Stache by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

Sachintha 

6'2 with a dick that's twice as long. He might be seeing you, assistant. Great guy/girl regardless fucking ripped as hell and supports friends no matter what

They are most certainly a Sachintha

Sachintha by Mars-------------Uktor March 1, 2021

creeper-stache

A mustache that develops on adolescents who can't grow a full beard, giving the appearance of fuzz; which looks creepy, especially in a light colous.

"Yo, buddy, shave that creeper-stache off, you will never pick up chicks lookin' like that!"

creeper-stache by Stephie-poos December 17, 2006

stachon 

A man with a large penis, usually of Polish ancestry. An alpha male.

Women love stachons. Guys tend to hate them, especially drunk single men.

stachon by Jen Wilcox [e-mail] April 27, 2007