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alexander got a big ass dick
alexander by ms linda October 12, 2023
A Alexander is emo inside and likes to be closed off, but once you get to know him he is a wild one. He likes to make fun of people and call them names. He is also thinks he has a big dick but in reality he has a small dick. He thinks he is cool but buying Star Wars merch and pretending to be Dark Vader. If you meet an Alexander run as fast as you can.
Damn Alexander is a fucking bitch because he thinks he has a big dick.
Alexander by Fab19 October 17, 2023
Alexander is truly a good guy. He makes people laugh and is, in simple terms, charming. He knows to brighten a room and has a fantastic smile. He's got good hygiene and is confident. some will say he's overall confident, but that's nothing to shy away from. Dark skin, chocolate eyes, and a sneakerhead.
Alexander is my manzz
Alexander by drelovesicespice November 21, 2023
Just a very big fatass pig, at the same time Alexander means expanding in german
Gosh your belly is so Alexander
Alexander by oksourhuge39423 February 5, 2024
MOST ANNOYING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

THEY HAVE NO FUTURE
THEY ARE AS DUMB AS A ABSOLUTE FLAGPOLE
THEY ARE A WASTE OF OXYGEN
'ew, why does it stink here'

'augh, theres Alexander again"
Alexander by SI33p May 29, 2024
The absolute funniest guy to be around. If you're ever in a bad mood, call up this guy. Not only will he make you smile, but he'll comfort you. Alexander doesn't always do everything directly so you have to look for those little things. Checking if you're hungry, getting you water, cracking a joke when he realizes you look down and stopping the jokes when he knows you just need a hug. He doesn't think very highly of himself and I wish he did. I mean he's like the coolest guy I know. He doesn't have to change anything about himself, and he's one of the best friends I've ever had.
Alexander? Oh yeah I know him, coolest dude ever...and his hair? DAYMN!