Turtle 

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

Turtle by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Turtle 

Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW

"Bro this dumb ass turtle keeps eating the straws when it already got 4 in it's dumb nose.

Turtle by yogha October 22, 2023

turtle 

A animal that flies around and eats dirt

that turtle needs to get the fuck out of the swamp!

turtle by arguing sloth December 19, 2023

Turtle 

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.

One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!

Turtle by AND YOU! January 14, 2025

Turtle

Slang name for weed coined by E-40.

I call weed turtle cause it's green and makes you move slow.

Turtle by anonymous March 3, 2026

Turtle! 

Gay homosexual fairy faggotWhen someone is gay, does something gay, or can be used as an adjective

Bro Gayes is such a turtle look at him turtling. Bro Gayes likes little boys? Hes such a turtle!

Turtle! by PPSOFTBrynanna April 21, 2020

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) 

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.

The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!

Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) by sanfran13 April 2, 2013