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dirtbag paddler 

Paddler, of any level, who loves the River and the lifestyle. Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the DBWorld. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.
that boy was a true and true dirtbag paddler
dirtbag paddler by Scuba Schteve February 5, 2016
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Faddle paddle 

Faddle paddle by James299 July 26, 2016
a girls pussy. all wet n juiey too
i'll beat the puddie till she cries!

beat the puddie!
Puddie by 2005 December 28, 2005

Paddle Face 

As my Girlfriend was using the bathroom, I ran in and Paddle Faced her.
1. a total shithead/spastic, "that guy's a padden"
2. to undertake an act of stupidity, "oops, he did a padden"
3. loosely used as a substitute for most derogatory comments, "what a fucking padden", "stop being a dick you total padden"
4. can be used to define anything stupid or negative in any circumstance, "that damn bird is as fat as a fucking padden"
"i have been working the last 7 hours on a business coursework and i have now got about 40 pages (A level work) and im extremely bored! And what i found out is that u fucking lucky buggers in america do this sort of stuff in university!!!! Im 16 and im doing work that an university student in america does. Now im extremely interested on what work you do in america? Even though i pretty much americans are gay with no inteligence what so ever, and have an arse the size of 2 chairs (im surprised you can get up and off your seats in Macy Ds) which means when you fall over it takes an hour to get up because your legs cant hit the floor. Oooooo OOOoooo here is another one When you become thin again you go on about how hard it was to drop the weight and really all you have done is get lypo lol!!! probably from the hoover lol! Oh and another one is that i see most of you guys cant spell in america, for some reason i always see you spell no as now, noe, or know, like your some sort of retard or infant! Oh and someone tell me why u call each other "dawg" or "nigger" cmon all the words you use to greet each other is an insult made by white people to degrade blacks and now you are using it to sound cool! lol how fucking ignorent and unjust can u get!"

Padden (2004)"So bored so very bored", Ubersite, http://www2.ubersite.com/m/23718
padden by Michael Padden December 13, 2008
Term for a recreational canoeist, kayaker or rafter.
He has been a paddler since his first trip in a canoe as a boy scout.
paddler by BobCanoe October 11, 2009

paddington bear 

A gay British bear that is often donned in sweaters.
I want to take that cardigan off that paddington bear.