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The computer you purchase when you are serious about your work.
My Windows computer wouldn't crash so much if it was a Macintosh!
macintosh by May Ouest February 12, 2004
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Macintosh maci macie Maciej Macintrash Macias macin maciek Macism maciah
1. Coolest computers ever, made by Apple (www.apple.com) 2. Personal computers that can't run the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)
Macintosh by Mac November 23, 2002
The Macintosh is an OS that's optimum for digital photography and graphic design, like Photoshop, for animation, like Flash, and for video editing and publishing, like Final Cut. Great OS for artists and the like. Gets a bad rap over Windows because of it's sheer simplicity, but does turn out to have the upper hand for what you want to use it for.

Not too many games are made for the OS, but if you want to play games, get a Windows. If you're into doing graphical work, use a Mac.

Not too many viruses exist that affect a Mac, but many do for a Windows OS. But who's fault is that?

So if you're into doing some animation, photo manipulation, video and film editing, music editing, and graphic design, get a Mac. If you want to do nothing but number crunch and write papers after papers, guy a Windows. And if you want to play video games, buy a fucking Xbox or something.
Person 1: "I've been working on this cartoon for about two years now, and my hard drive fried!"

Person 2: "You should've been working on a Macintosh. They've got one hell of a graphics card!"

Person 1: "Really? FUCK!"
Macintosh by PCs Are A Virus Farm February 15, 2007

Wharf Dog Macinnis 

Used to describe a male that has a wharf cat fetish.

He can be observed in the town of GLace Bay crusing around in his mini-van while masturbating to the visual observations of felines.

The Wharf Dog Macinnis has been observed feeding wharf cats from his teets that produce budweiser.

The Wharf Dog smells of catshit and perfume.
Well driving yesterday I observed a Wharf Dog Macinnis in the area of the Glace Bay Fisheries Building. He was watching the cats while beating off to the sight of them.
A Un-Reliable computer that frequently freeze's up, and screws up all of your work...
Also doesn't have any games, and the only ones they do have, suck... (Except for a few...)
Even though it has its downs, this compute is excellent with drawing/movie software.

But the bottom line is, don't get a Macintosh
Sam - I heard Billy got a Macintosh!

Franky - What a waste of money....
Macintosh by Shadow_Lmte July 20, 2008

maciversary 

A celebration commemorating the event of acquiring your first Mac computer.
It's my maciversary today, this time last year I bought my first iMac!
maciversary by crackers September 12, 2005