juice surfer

girls who come on to men in clubs in the hope of getting bought a drink, then move on to the next guy

mate, that gal is a juice surfer bro

juice surfer by yamyam81 August 17, 2011

Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)

Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.

Comp surfer by Cal Montana September 14, 2011

Bleeding Surfer 

A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.

Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"

Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"

Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"

Bleeding Surfer by Dudemathias October 16, 2012

Coffin Surfer 

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

See also Silver Troll coffin surfer

Coffin Surfer by Governator77 August 28, 2012

Whale Surfer 

Most likely the best friend you will have. If you are lucky enough to meet someone like this. They put up with your crazy random personality and go along with it. Also they are very social. They will host parties all the time. And if you are lucky you will be invited. Unless of course you are a guy and its 'Girls Night Out'... But of course that was a given. Have a very broad vocabulary and will often make fun of your lesser vocabulary and insignificant knowledge of grammar. At times you may have to put up with this persons scandalous friends. But don't worry. It will be worth it in the end. You will be rewarded... Well hopefully. Maybe one day she will bear your bare bear children. (Which is a new species you two will create together. They will rule the world. And you can be proud of what you guys accomplished together). They are always good at keeping secrets and love to read. And you will treasure the time you spent together.

Guy 1: Dude... Like she is such a Whale Surfer. Look at her perfect knowledge of the English language.

Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!

*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy

Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?

Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer

Whale Surfer by Walrus Lord August 18, 2013

indie-surfer 

A person that is edgy with a laid back, unrestrained outlook on his beliefs, looks like a surfer but has an indie outlook.. The combination of both.∆¶°°

He has an indie-surfer vibe.. He's pretty cool.

indie-surfer by cdawc February 24, 2015

spectrum surfer 

Someone who is highly intelligent in their own field but has the emotional intelligence and political correctness of a slug. In their own mind they are always right and have no feelings filter when dealing with others. Spectrum refers to the autism spectrum and while not medically defined as being on the spectrum is bloody close based on their mannerisms.

Did you see that email. He was right but now I'm going to have to deal with all the HR complaints. Bloody spectrum surfer.

spectrum surfer by elguapoindustries January 19, 2016