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Poser Pro

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(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.

see also, "One Upper"

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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."

PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."

Three days later...

Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"

Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"
by razed November 2, 2007
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POOEE

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An extra special form of "pooing"

It is ultimately the combination of when urinating and pooing at the same time.

A lot of the time it is shouted during the process of pooing and weeing at the same time in an exaggerated, high pitched voice.

Also used for insulting others in a friendly fashion
by GLEWO October 20, 2010
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Poscener

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A "scene' poser. Someone who thinks they are better and prettier than EVERYONE. They think everyone loves them, that they have a lot of friends and that they are prettier than everyone.
Person 1: Jessie Slaughter is sucha poscener.
by FatesSisky November 16, 2010
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Victim-Poser

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–noun
1. a person who deceives, Lies or cheats', as by his or her own ignorance, And then Try's to Play it off as he or She is the true Victim.

2. a Person who tricks or deceive one into believing he is the victim by Drawing attention to his Personal problems to make others feel sorry for himself.
1. Wow That guy is such a "Victim-Poser" He Lied to his Girlfriend about cheating and now that he got caught in his lies he wants us to feel bad for him because he's the one talking about how he goes and sees a guidance counselor because he in so much pain for lying and being unfaithful what a "Victim-Poser"
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Poserfag

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Someone who takes the 3D models of other people and poses them in a posing software (e.g. Poser 7) and calls it their own art. This does not include those whose job is to pose and rig said models in a collaborative project.
"Make your own 3D models, poserfag!"
by AVogel July 8, 2009
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Hoser Poser

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You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!
by smilygrl December 7, 2009
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Impeachment Posse

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A new nickname for the Trumpster and his criminally wealthy family and friends, once known as Mr. Trump and his entourage.
The Impeachment Posse’s lookin’ mighty fly with all that bling on the way outta there!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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