Diddy 

Another word for retard, spastic or mentally challenged individual

This Diddy tried to chat me up the other day

Diddy by lucylou74 April 23, 2008

Monkey Diddler 

One who diddles monkeys.

monkey diddler

Monkey Diddler by kAELA November 17, 2003

butt diddler 

Someone who likes to put their finger in their or anothers anus and enjoys it.

He's a butt diddler because he enjoyed doing that to you.

butt diddler by Emdawg777 July 12, 2011

P Diddy 

What Kesha feels like in the morning. :]

"wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy. I got my glasses im out the door, I'm gunna hit this city."

P Diddy by mehhxspooonx3 December 25, 2009

Diddled 

To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.

Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend

Diddled by SummerOnions March 27, 2009

Diddled 

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

Diddled by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

p diddy 

1. a. noun, A black man who has sex with men on the down-low while maintaining a macho facade, b. verb, To perform sex on another man, 2. The bottom or passive position in same-sex sex.

1. Yo man, ya wanna p diddy my diddy?
2. Turn over, you're Diddy tonite.

p diddy by JTee September 9, 2008