Zooing 

The act of hooking up with an ugly and/or large beast. Zooing can be used for ones own need of getting some(See also: desparate and blue balls) or as an act of kindness for a friend(See also: Taking one for the team)

#1 A: Have you seen Carla?

B: Yeah, she is in the parking lot, Zooing it.

#2 It is getting late and the bar is thinning out, I may have to go Zooing tonight if I wanna get some!

Zooing by mdh82 July 12, 2011

Zorting 

Rule 1 don't talk about zorting
Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING
Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts
Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft
Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem

Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over
-Parker

Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.

Zorting by Squishmasterflex October 31, 2011

Zeroing 

When you inhale smoke till nothing comes out when you exhale.

“Dude my mom came in so I had to zero the smoke, I need to get better at zeroing because some still came out when I exhaled.”

Zeroing by Buggy11706 February 6, 2022

Zorbing 

The act of rolling down a hill in a giant clear ball.

Alex was Zorbing pretty fast roll. So much fun to watch.

Zorbing by Craftbeerand73 April 30, 2023

Zooing 

The act of adding a nonsensical word to a manuscript in order to round up the number of words.

Zooing. This isn’t a word I’ve used but by writing this sentence I’ve just reached exactly 100,000 words.

Zooing by LayniBee August 28, 2023

Zorging 

The act of edging while choking yourself Before fainting or the climax let go of neck and shaft

Me and my friends were Zorging in a circle and singing The jeopardy theme

Zorging by Moeee Lesterr February 22, 2024

Zorfing

When you overly talk about sex and other sexual things

You are being a zorf silas.
Stop zorfing around its nasty.

Zorfing by Glup Glerb Glop February 3, 2025