rocking chair winner 

A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.

Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!

rocking chair winner by AbuserX December 16, 2008

Winnebago County 

A county in Northern Illinois that is bordered by Rock County Wisconsin to the north. There is nothing really to do besides watch cows and tp! In the main city of Rockford, there is pimps whores murders and gangbangers in the west side of town near whitman street. But in the village of Roscoe there is nothing but uptight wealthy people and wannabe rich people. Than theres pure trailer trash in towns like Loves Park and Mchesney park.

Winnebago County is soooo boring!

Winnebago County by SnookiBear1988 June 1, 2011

Wiener poop 

The worst kind of poop, typically poop that comes out the wiener in a long thin strip.

"Why are we here?" Doug sasses cried, as poop came out his wiener, in a long, thin strip, it was, wiener poop, the worst kind of poop

Wiener poop by Samurai33 June 22, 2011

Wiener Misdemeanor 

A code name for masturbation by a male.


For Example:

(Travis comes out of the bathroom.)

Jacob: Man you were in there for like 15 minutes...

Travis: Yeah I was committing a wiener misdemeanor.

Wiener Misdemeanor by TFJM December 16, 2008

wiener politics 

When a gender-biased decision is made based on a male gendered decision.

I have noticed that there may be some wiener politics in place with Urban Dictionary staff who make decisions about which words and phrases to publish.

wiener politics by Dr Bunnygirl October 1, 2019

winnest 

Better than winner. Superior to all. No competition whatsoever.

"I am the winnest!" OR "The winnest of this game is him"

winnest by Ali G January 20, 2005

Winnet picker 

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

Winnet picker by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003