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windexing 

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.
Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.
windexing by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008
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When you're on the phone with your bestie for the resties and you blow into the mic, causing wind.
Guy: *blows into phone mic*
Girl: DID YOU JUST FUCKING WIND ME

Winding
Winding by Transcendedbeing35 February 21, 2017

Windowie 

A building usually a corporate hell hole that is primarily made of windows.
"If you drive down the street you will see a big, tall, windowie building on your right. thats my office"
Windowie by evil vet October 28, 2011

Findowing 

The act of farting close to an open window of a stranger's house in order to startle them.
I never expected to go prison because of my love of findowing.
Findowing by Barrington Bear April 11, 2023

windozeing 

the act of falling asleep while in front of an open window on a computer so if a superior walks in the subject can quickly wake up and it will appear as though they have been working.
BOSS: Keep up the good work Jenson!

JENSON: (waking up) wha-? oh um two please.

BOSS: You wern't just windozeing were you Jenson?
windozeing by Mike Shippo August 20, 2007
When a guy faces the wind and spreads his legs apart in order to air out his junk.
"Don't bother me now I am busy winding."
Winding by Rilus Maximus March 20, 2009