wizarded 

wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"I just got some hydro so I'm going to stay home and get totally wizarded."

wizarded by Turboboner January 21, 2009

wiitard 

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

wiitard by Dingo` December 12, 2006

Wikitarded

Reliant upon wiki-style sources for new information. Unable to generate or locate facts independently.

"Don't ask John. He's wikitarded."

Wikitarded by Cory McMillen March 20, 2007

webtarded 

the inablility to navigate the web with ease.

I am feeling totally webtarded because I just purchased the same thing four times within one minute. darn 'continue' button...

webtarded by anonymous_a April 14, 2008

waytarded 

way retarded

Waiting in line for windows phones with contracts is waytarded!

waytarded by seyfert December 11, 2013

Willtarded 

Someone that acts like a complete dumbass or a baby in front of women.

Hey, don’t invite Willem over, he’s going to act willtarded.

Willtarded by Willtarded November 5, 2020

Wiitard 

One who is inept at using the Wii Console

John is such a Wiitard, he thinks the sensor inside the TV

Wiitard by Sebastiancee July 18, 2007