Wiffle

A very short haircut usually for males in which the hair resembles the bristle surface of a brush. Synonym for crewcut.

I'm going to the barber to get a wiffle.

Wiffle by FartSniffer August 26, 2005

Pool Wiffle

1. The greatest game ever created; Wiffleball played in and around a pool at the place that Carl built. 2. The best alternate to lampin buttass.

Craig: Yo I'm mad bored and tired of lampin buttass, what should we do?
Carl: Let's play some pool wiffle yo
Craig: Aight, no tank this game though... he's too good

Pool Wiffle by CarlCraig December 10, 2009

wiffis 

An offshoot of baseball played in parks on basketball or tennis courts, or in big gymnasiums. It’s a game for kids who cannot afford to play proper sports that require some type of fee to join. It’s played either by running the bases or automatics. It gets its name from combining wiffle and tennis since the ball of choice is usually a tennis ball. It’s unlike stickball where a smooth gas ball and an actual stick are used. It can be played a multiple of ways. It can be fast-pitch against a wall with a box that is the strikezone, and usually one on one or two on two. In this scenario, it is usually automatics. The bat is a standard wiffle ball bat with the knob cut off and newspaper is stuffed into it to give it some weight. Then, electrical tape is wrapped around the barrel of the bat, and sometimes a tape knob is made. Ground rules are dictated by setting. See definition of automatics. When you can fill a whole team on a court, you run the bases, and it’s usually bounce pitch, so as to avoid chasing balls when there is no wall behind you. Since the pitch comes in as a meatball, you cannot hit them out of the park, that’s usually an automatic 3 outs. You need to swing with control. Hitting the fence on a line drive is usually a homerun. Number of players varies, as do the rules depending on the number of players.

Kid 1: Hey, are we playing wiffis down at Buchmuller Park?

Kid 2: bases or automatics?

Kid 1: it’s just the two of us numb-nuts, automatics of course!

wiffis by shredder666 November 10, 2010

Wiffery 

A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.

Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.

Wiffery by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

wiffledorf 

A guy that goes around smelling girl's bicycle seats.

Did you just see that guy smell that girl's bicycle seat. What a wiffledorf!

wiffledorf by JK2000 March 11, 2014

Wifferdick

Verb; an intense sexual act!

A word that indicates that something bad will or has

happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just

got wifferdicked"

Another word for u-turn

Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!

I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.

Wifferdick by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015

Wifies

Wifies is a YouTuber who focuses on Minecraft Videos. He mostly makes videos about hermitcraft and dream. He makes some original content. He blew up because of one video he made which got over a million views. He used to play on Logcraft.

Wow! Wifies keeps doing those annoying hermitcraft videos

Wifies by WifiesFan69 May 9, 2020