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Cheese Whittle 

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)
Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!
Cheese Whittle by NorthSneads November 21, 2022
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Whittlesey 

The small town in Cambridgeshire near Peterborough
Whittlesey by Ben Woodward December 12, 2003

Whittlebury 

A cute village in Northamptonshire, where only cool, attractive people with an amazing sense of humour live.
Guy- "So, where do you live?"
Girl- "I live in Whittlebury."
-- Brief Silence --
Guy- "MARRY ME!?"
Whittlebury by FunnyGal111 June 20, 2011
The type of girl who takes your breath completely away.
She is completely perfect in any and every way and never fails to brighten up your day.

She is amazing, beautiful, smart, intelligent, sexy, witty- to name a few.
ManA: "daymmm. She is hot!"
ManB: "I know right! She is such a Whittle!" <3
Whittle by JoshyKeatz December 3, 2010
Too be geeked and wasted beyond belief
“The beers are flowin good tonight boys, let’s get fuckin WHISTLED”
WHISTLED by Dargen April 2, 2019

whistled in

A term used by the Chicago Outfit (Mafia) to indicate that a high ranking member has summoned someone in the family for a meet, either a made guy or an associate, and it is not a request, attendence is mandatory. Failure to comply could result in being whacked.
"Ya hear about Geno? He got whistled in about that thing that went sideways."

"Yeah? Was it a one-way trip?"

"Nah, they straightened it out. He's ok."

Whittle Syndrome

When an adolescent male fails to maintain an erection whilst chopping a lady due to extreme consumption of Tennents and being regularly alphad my other males
Did you here about Joe? He couldn’t follow through after taking his girlfriend home. He had Whittle Syndrome