Face like a welder's workbench 

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a welder's workbench!"

Face like a welder's workbench by TeamBPR July 13, 2009

Welder 

A cool wizard man who uses electricity to bind metal together

“Hey bob, you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah, he looks pretty cool”
“That’s because he’s a welder”
“No fucking way.”

Welder by NottTelljng September 30, 2021

Welder 

Kid that played with pva glue to much as a child

Bet you that kid grows up to be a welder . Hes/she has eaten over 500mls of glue and 3 pipe cleaners

Welder by Cowbow tow tucker February 1, 2022

Dirty Welder 

The act of jerking off in the hand and using the cum to wipe in the eye lashes of one who is asleep.

I pulled a Dirty Welder last night

Dirty Welder by FurGOD December 2, 2019

welder's and brickstone 

Two individuals that give joy and laughter to the students of CSC. These two are revered as God's on CSC's campus. They are the demigods to the one the only Thomas C. Polett.

Welder's and Brickstone are so funny that Stump took a dump on Andy.

welder's and brickstone by Tom Polett January 16, 2010

Swedish Welder 

Swedish Welder

When a dude blows his wad on a girl's face by drawing a line of jizz from one corner of her mouth to the other as if welding her mouth closed.

"dude I totally did the Swedish Welder on my lady's face last night. Looked like someone tried to glue her mouth shut with Elmer's glue!"

Swedish Welder by V-diddy August 11, 2016

Rig Welder 

The welders that make all the money (typically between 200k-500k/year), do all the cocaine, fuck all the strippers and still show up at 6AM every day for work. If you drive a car, use a cell phone, stay warm at night in winter or eat fresh produce...it's because of a rig welder. So you should find one and have sex with him for everything they do that you don't even realize.

Oh my god, Jill! Did you see those two rig welders sitting at the bar? There is nothing sexier than a hard working welder with starched FR's.

Rig Welder by RIG_WELDER_ June 10, 2017