The welders that make all the money (typically between 200k-500k/year), do all the cocaine, fuck all the strippers and still show up at 6AM every day for work. If you drive a car, use a cell phone, stay warm at night in winter or eat fresh produce...it's because of a rig welder. So you should find one and have sex with him for everything they do that you don't even realize.
Oh my god, Jill! Did you see those two rig welders sitting at the bar? There is nothing sexier than a hard working welder with starched FR's.
by RIG_WELDER_ June 10, 2017
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