1000 Ways To Die 

A television show on Spike TV that is clearly written by men, for men. The vast majority of all deaths portrayed seem farfetched and elaborate. Regardless, it can be quite entertaining.

"Hey, Johnny, did you see 1000 Ways To Die last night?"

"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."

"Let's go snort some fire ants!"

1000 Ways To Die by LL Cool Jen December 30, 2009

Fucked nine ways to Sunday 

An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.

I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...

John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Fucked nine ways to Sunday by Yeret February 8, 2015

go both ways 

To be bisexual, not necessarily polyamorous.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he has a girlfriend too, he likes to go both ways."

go both ways by Cha_The_Porcupine June 11, 2006

Dumb Ways to Die 

Originally started as an australian music video that shows cartoon characters dying in a humorous and ridiculous way and was used as a message to be safe around trains. Later on a game app was released where the player has to save the characters from losing their lives in a collection of mini games based on the video, games include swatting wasps and properly putting mustard on a hot dog.

P1: Did you play Dumb Ways to Die?

P2: Yes I have and its hilarious

P1: I will totally stay safe around trains now that I have seen the music video and played the game.

Dumb Ways to Die by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014

screwed six ways till sunday 

When things are messed up in every possible way, it is screwed six ways till Sunday. Even on Sunday, you might not find relief.

Man, Jake told Michelle he saw her fiance's profile and picture on adultfreindfinder.com. Jeff is screwed six ways till Sunday. She's going to lop off his balls.

screwed six ways till sunday by Carl Otto January 1, 2008

Feel no ways 

To not give a single fuck about something; Not to care about what just happened.

I feel no ways about school. (I don't care about school)

I felt no ways knocking down those pylons. (I didn't care when I knocked down those pylons.

Feel no ways by Real TO September 18, 2014

swing both ways 

Someone who has no sexual preference to male or female, or would do either. See bi.

I usually do guys but no worries I swing both ways.

swing both ways by Lindsay S June 19, 2006