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A watermelon is a name for a boy who is very amazing. He can always make you laugh and he never takes things to seriously. He is the type of guy that you look forward to talking to every day. He also loves big black pillows. He is very sweet and nice. He is never rude or mean, and if he is, that is because you have made him very upset or he is standing up for someone he cares about. He has a best friend that will always care for him, no matter what. His best friend will always be there, until the end.

It can also be a fruit.
Bradagain Borthwickson is a watermelon.

Watermelon is yummy.

Watermelon is handsome.
watermelon by urBFFLisAWESOME124 October 4, 2011

Watermelon 

A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
Just finished taking a Watermelon dump, now my ass is covered in toilet water
Watermelon by Onion113 May 27, 2010

Watermelon 

A code-word used to be racist to black people, especially in South-East Queensland, Australia.
"Dude that fuckin' watermelon stole my bike I swear to God" See Nigger
Watermelon by Steveyjew February 9, 2010

watermelon 

a fruit that may give men the same results as Viagra.
Hey honey, you are all out of refills on your Viagra. Eat some watermelon!

Watermelon 

A 1st grade sex-toy for the lonely, also makes a surprisingly nice desert.
Tracy: Mmm, that was a nice desert Bob. May I ask what the 'secret ingredient' is?
Bob: Yes my dear Tracy; Nothing but the juice of a man, blended together with the juice of the watermelon.
Tracy: You little wanker!
Bob: Glad you enjoyed it.
Watermelon by Makolal July 16, 2009

Watermelon 

In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.
"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"

"dude she is so sick!"

" I know, right?"
Watermelon by Herbie Mcfish April 29, 2009