Wand of life 

penis

Harry Potter pulled his Wand of Life out of Ginny.

Wand of life by k2mancash February 5, 2012

Wand of Narcissus 

The selfie stick

There goes Becky, taking a selfie with her Wand of Narcissus, again.

Wand of Narcissus by ManChildSyndrome January 1, 2015

Wand of gamelon

Crappy Zelda game made for the CD-i back in 1993. Known as one of the worst games ever made because of the jerky body movements in the FMVs, random statements ("this is illegal, you know" and MY CAKES WILL BURN"), and the fact that the voice actors are Russians who have a limited grasp for English. Enough, my ship sails in the morning...I wonder what's for dinner.

Nothing is more random than Wand of Gamelon. The only good use for the game is YouTube poop where the game is ridiculed for our amusement.

Wand of gamelon by Lena-Scarlette Katrina March 11, 2009

wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.

My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.

wand rape by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004

wand fisting 

the act of fisting someone with a wand in hand, usually resulting in large amounts of pain yet pleasure at the same time.

Oh Harry that wand fisting you gave me last night was magical.

If you don't shut up ill wand fist the shit out of you!

wand fisting by bitchplease410 January 15, 2011

Wand Bagon 

A special type of bandwagon for dick riding Odd Future fans, meaning all odd future fans.

suburban white kid: GOLF WANG

listener of rap: shut up, you're just jumping on the Wand Bagon

Wand Bagon by rapisdead April 29, 2012

wand erection 

a funnier and more accurate name for one direction

Friend 1: Hey do you like one direction?
Friend 2: More like Wand Erection

wand erection by Yas I'm Newton June 22, 2014