Vermont green bud
Vermont green bud by Yelle July 15, 2007
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Vermont Maple Tapper
When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.
Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!
Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...
Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.
Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...
Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.
Vermont Maple Tapper by AmusesHerself April 13, 2009
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Vermont Special
A sexual act of submerging one's swollen ball sack into a freshly tapped vat of 100% pure Vermont Maple Syrup and (while still retaining a firm erection) inserting the aforementioned syrup encrusted ballsack into your sexual partner's mouth. The partner (lying face up on the love-making surface of one's choosing) proceeds to caress the ball sack with their tongue making sure to feel every wrinkle on the sack and leaving no syrup behind. The ballsack is to be completely enveloped by the womans mouth and sucked on in a similar fashion to a lollipop. A maple blowjob is then given while wearing a Bernie Sanders mask.
My wife was so horny last night so I decided to show her the Vermont Special. Afterwords I found spiles in every maple tree in our neighborhood. She insisted on making her own maple syrup for the next time.
Vermont Special by Everybody Hurts May 8, 2018
Vermont turn-around
Based on the Green Mountain form of a U-turn, which is when you pull your car past a street, throw it in reverse and back down the street. Then enable your turn signal (because you’re not an Masshole) and pull out going the other direction.
As a sexual act, it’s pretty straight forward. Or straight backward, really. It’s when a girl (preferably of the green mountain variety, because girls from VT are known to be hot AF) walks past a dude. Stops in her tracks, and throws that ass in reverse towards said green mountain boy. Backs it up until she’s right on his Dakin Farm summer sausage. She then proceeds to ride him like a Morgan horse while feeding him Cabot cheddar cheese and/or Ben & Jerry’s. At climax, he shoots his 100% pure maple syrup into her homemade apple pie. She gets up and walks in the opposite direction towards some dope fall foliage.
As a sexual act, it’s pretty straight forward. Or straight backward, really. It’s when a girl (preferably of the green mountain variety, because girls from VT are known to be hot AF) walks past a dude. Stops in her tracks, and throws that ass in reverse towards said green mountain boy. Backs it up until she’s right on his Dakin Farm summer sausage. She then proceeds to ride him like a Morgan horse while feeding him Cabot cheddar cheese and/or Ben & Jerry’s. At climax, he shoots his 100% pure maple syrup into her homemade apple pie. She gets up and walks in the opposite direction towards some dope fall foliage.
“Jenny came over last night and gave me a Vermont turn-around. Girls from Burlington are straight up freaks man.”
Vermont turn-around by Nifs September 12, 2020
Vermont and New Hampshire
When platonic friends of either gender have to share a bed, "sleeping Vermont and New Hampshire" describes the common solution of sleeping feet-to-head in order to avoid anything hinky.
Vermont and New Hampshire by mojotikian June 15, 2010
Vermont
Home of the legendary John Deere, born and raised in the town of Rutland. Largely responsible for the big agricultural explosion around about 1830 due to his manufacturing of the first polished steel plow.
John Deere is a Vermonter.
vermont
vermont by StatesDude March 31, 2004