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live twittering 

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.
Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."
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twitterite  

An expert user of twitter.
One who writes twits throughout the day, everyday.
My friends are all twitterites. I have been a twitterite for the past year.
twitterite by UDwurdcreator February 2, 2009

twitteration 

the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.
I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.
twitteration by jvince_la December 5, 2010

Twittention Whore 

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life
Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!
Twittention Whore by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010

Twitterection 

A "Twitterection" is the sexual arousal a male feels when overly excited by something of or related to the globally used online community sensation, Twitter. Times at which this strange phenomenon can occur include, but is not limited to, the reaching of a Tweeter's previously set goals and/or the reading of a "Followed" Twitter user's "Tweet"

No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.
EX:

- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"

- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"
Twitterection by Oh_Gee_Stephie August 6, 2009

Twitterista 

Stylish Twitter user. One who sends stylish tweets. One who tweets interesting tweets.
She's such a Twitterista ... her tweets have so much style!
Twitterista by VeeeGeee January 15, 2010

Twitterazzi 

Are the people who having a celebrity or pseudo-celebrity on sight, immediately snap a picture of said famous person and tweets about it.
Dude, Twitterazzi are going crazy, Lindsay Lohan showed her twat at The Ivy....again.
Twitterazzi by juancHoK February 27, 2010