turtled 

to hide something from someone else.

We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!

turtled by slogson June 2, 2016

turtled 

When you are still with someone but you feel single.

damn feel turtled

turtled by @hoqwartsamp on tik tok January 11, 2021

Turtled 

When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.

I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.

Turtled by Roadren March 3, 2023

turtled em 

When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.

I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.

Jason pushed that dude off the boot pack and turtled em into 3' feet of fresh pow.

turtled em by Jib Slice May 13, 2010

turtled out

1. The state of exhaustion brought on by intense or prolonged exposure to turtles

2. exhaustion, generally mental, brought on by intense or prolonged sensory or mental stimulation

"When the tour started he was all 'Yeah! Lets see some turtles!' but after he was all 'Man, i'm all turtled out'"

"Man lets go to vegas, i hear one night and your all turtled out!"

turtled out by allkindsofsickaye December 28, 2008

turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

turtled up by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

Sea Turtled 

The act of puking on the beach while passed out and covering it with sand similar to a mother sea turtle

I had a great time at the beach I throwing jellyfish at people until I Sea Turtled all over the beach.

Sea Turtled by Youngsteve March 31, 2011