tardgile

When old companies try to be agile but employ the same retards to transform the company and somehow expect to get a different result they are being tardgile.
Our new cio heard the term agile so he got the same tards that championed waterfall processes for years to make the old processes agile and expects them to be something other than tardgile.
by slogson June 06, 2014
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turtled

We had a 1 pet in, 1 pet out rule. No pets. My wife ordered a couple of turtles without telling me and just thought once she brought them home i would be ok with it. She turtled me!
by slogson June 02, 2016
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Ding ding durn

The sound Indian developer's make when bobbling their heads and talking. Used pejoratively to refer to Indians in general.
That ding ding durn's code is complete shit. I wish management would stop indian outsourcing.
by slogson November 03, 2018
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