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tonsil shot 

A type of pornographic image showing a woman's shaved genitalia including the labia and clitoris. Hence the tonsil. Popular on calendars produced for factories and workshops up to the 1990s but now effectively banned in the workplace
Blimey Sid. Look at the tonsils on that one. She's something to chew on. A great tonsil shot mate
tonsil shot by GarryK March 9, 2016

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

Sack on your tonsil 

I'll put my sack on your tonsil.

trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

toxic tonsils 

To have a filthy mouth. To shit talk.
Damn dawg, Obie can't come in this club.
Why not?
He's banned because of his toxic tonsils.
toxic tonsils by Venlol November 24, 2009
The testicles of the throat, but useless. Sometimes requires a tonsillectomy (neutering) for health reasons.
My mouth got neutered because my tonsils were fucking up my life.
tonsils by man in the universe October 30, 2011