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Trump needs to eat a peach 

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
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to make a Trump 

When you tell a lie that suddenly gets its own dynamics so you cannot control it anymore and have to keep on adding new lies.
Look at @realDonaldTrump 's twitter page. He seems to make a Trump!
to make a Trump by btchscallmepapi November 10, 2020

to make a Trump 

When you tell a lie that suddenly gathers its own dynamics and you can't control it anymore so you have to keep on adding lies.
Look at @realDonaldTrump 's twitter page. Looks like he just tries to make a Trump!
to make a Trump by btchscallmepapi November 10, 2020

Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College

It's a fact that Donald Trump listens to Deltron. He wants to replace human workers with machines. That includes chefs, some scientists, retail workers, builders, people who lift boxes, truck drivers, and more. It's all part of his insane plan to build a so called utopia where the only way to keep up is to use various drug combinations and get brain chips and neuralank. Basically Wall-E. Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College
Beware! Donald Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College. It's all part of the elites agenda. Trump listens to Deltron 3030 Upgrade a Baymar College College

failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run 

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian
if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

to trumpet 

I feel I am about to trumpet, everyone better get off the elevator
to trumpet by The barb of Avon February 23, 2017

add some thump to dat rump 

To add mass of the posterior of a skinny female.
Jamal: Dat anorexic, Mary-Kate Olsen lookin, crackhoe-imitatin, Paris Hilton need to add some thump to dat rump, like her friend Kim Kardashian!

Tyrone: Yeahs, she need to eat more of dem Carl's Jr. burgers like in dat commercial she did!

Jamal: Fo sho!