tits 

two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.

This bitch has nice round perfect ass tits.

tits by Soultronics September 10, 2003

tits 

breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)

tits by wakalakalover45 April 9, 2005

tits 

An acronym for TWO IN THE SHIRT. Used covertly by perverts.

Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!"

Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"

tits by Ezekiel Calhoun November 30, 2010

Tits 

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

Tits by dan March 23, 2003

tits 

tits are playthings.

oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits

tits by JoyThief January 30, 2007

Tits 

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

Tits by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

tits 

the big roung things that girls have on their chest's. also know as boobs.

cool tits ya got there.

tits by jacktheshit36 August 26, 2006