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Let me sing you the song of my people

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Let me sing you the song of my people.

The Toliet Song

A spoof of, "The Vagina Song" originally written by Willam Belli.
The misspelling of, "toliet" was done intentionally so that it has three syllables; it is pronounced, "toa'LYE-et".
Lyrics to The Toliet Song:

♫ Some of them are warm, Some of them are cold
♫ Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing..toliet ♫
♫ Some belong to rich folk, They're really clean & bonged ♫
♫ But big or small I flush em'all ♫
♫ That's why I sing my song! ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliet! ♫
♫ Some smell really dirty, Like puke & shit and such ♫
♫ Some smell like a Massengill douche 'cause they've been scrubbed too much ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Toliiiiiet!(toliet) ♫
♫ Toliiiiieeet!(toliet) ♫
♫ They call that thing...toliet ♫
♫ Nothing could be finer than to pee on hard white china, in the morning! ♫

(yes, he needs to be taught how to pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!) :-O
The Toliet Song by Telephony November 1, 2015

The Tiger Song 

The theme song of the geek squad/wolf pack. Originates from an awesome little movie called The hangover and goes a little something like this:

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras? Or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Well don't you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. doug doug doug dougy dougy dougy doug doug. And if he's been murdered my crystal meth tweakers... then we're shit out of luck :P
The Tiger Song by luckymw1313 December 14, 2010

the duck song 

a song about a duck who comes to a lemonade stand every day asking if they have any grapes, thus making the stand owner very mad. can be found on youtube
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand,
"hey!" bum bum bum..."got any grapes?"

the duck song
the duck song by jonas_luvr29839 January 19, 2010

The Imagination Song 

Song sung by the mayor of imaginationland in the South Park. Its lyrics consist of the word 'imagination' repeated over and over again in changing notes. Kyle and Stan are forced by the government to sing the song again later in the Imaginationland Trilogy.
The imagination song :
Mayor: Imagination...imagination, imaginationnn-
Kyle: ARE YOU GONNA TAKE US SOMEWHERE OR NOT?!!?

the doom song

song sung by the retarted robot "Gir" on the first episode of "Invader Zim"
I'm gunna sing the doom song now doom de doom doom doom do de doooooooom dooom do doom deee doooooom do dom dooom doom
the doom song by chuckfrmgamestop January 23, 2007