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the old king clancy

It's the same as a Sacremento Turtleneck but with maple syrup
The old king Clancy is a Canadian sex act

The Old Quaker 

Noun: A sexual act in which a female uses both hands to vigorous stroke the shaft of a male with an extremely large penis, similar to the act of churning butter. Optional, the female can also lick the tip ever so gently.
"So last night I was with this guy who had such a big dick that I couldn't suck it and I didn't want it inside me, so I had to pull out the Old Quaker. "
The Old Quaker by ayo_keeks May 4, 2014

The Old 9/11 

2 handjobs spaced 17 minutes apart. Partial credit if she wears a burka. Full credit if you yell out 'Allah Akbar' when hitting the stride.
''It's September the 11th Maddie, you know what that means. Time for the old 9/11''
The Old 9/11 by Bradulf Pittler November 10, 2014

The Old One Two 

The way my father taught my brother and I , it is a boxing combo.

They call it The Old One Two because it is practice's as such.

1, 1 2, 1 2 3, and continues up to 5

The actual combo though it this.

1. Jab
1,2. Jab jav
1,2,3. Jab jab uppercut
1,2,3,4. Jab jab uppercut jab
1,2,3,4,5. Jab jab uppercut jab hook. (Left or right)
The shouldn't have followed me into the ring. Because I gave em' the old one two.
The Old One Two by Joeyminersmith February 21, 2018

the old you 

1) Used in a sentence to encourage somebody to do or not to take place in an ativity of sort, usually bad.

2) Used to tell somebody that they have changed, either in a good or bad way.
a) The old you would have tapped that hussey all night.

b) The old you would never have thought about stealing that bitches TV while TJ was banging her mum, what's got into you man?
the old you by benjiUØCH September 1, 2007

The Old Front Door Backdoor 

When you take someone home after a night out but things start to get hot and heavy during the goodnight kiss which inevitably leads to doggy style/anal sex right in their front doorway.
“Hey dude, how did your date go?”

“Oh man it was was awesome, we had cheeseburgers and when I took her home she wouldn’t let me come inside (hehe) but I got her right there with the old front door backdoor!”

*high-five*