auditioning the finger puppets 

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.

I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.

auditioning the finger puppets by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005

The Finger 

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1.FUCK YOU, strong disapproval

2.can be a strange, friendly greeting for some. Alternative to "hello"

Example 1. You telling us to be quiet because of exams hay....here! TAKE THAT
(Gives The Finger)

Example 2. notices friend in distance.AAYY!!...Gives The Finger, sometimes accompanied with wavelike movements - like you wave your open hand when using the more traditional "hello"
why some consider this is a greeting, no-one will ever know

The Finger by some other guy that isnt the other guy May 18, 2008

Plyable to the finger but firm to the tap 

Two terms that Binging With Babish just made up

James: Hey, make sure those nachos are plyable to the finger but firm to the tap!
Emily: What the hell does that mean?

Plyable to the finger but firm to the tap by fakescientist8000 September 20, 2021

Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming gross and insulting movie, the Dark Show.

Sanchez: Hey, why so glum?
Rusty: Ah, my mom caught me Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls.
Sanchez: Meaning, your mom caught you masturbating.
Rusty: In a nutshell.
Sanchez: Man, if your mom caught me masturbating, I bet I'd end up fucking her.

Running the Finger-shuttle Between Headsville and Balls Falls by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

The Finger Award 

the middle finger, the bird, flipping off, it's an obscene gesture used in the United States of America and Canada. It means basically "fuck you".

I got gas at a Sunoco station and as I drove around a corner there were stupid soccer moms holding up signs to support a school district levy set up by a bunch of greedy-ass corrupt asshole pukes who never gave the tax levy money to the schools that needed it - (during all the years I was in school we NEVER got any new updated textbooks until my senior year!). The school board is always crying for more dough and when they get it they boost their salaries. I gave those manipulative bastards the Finger Award as I drove on by. There were some propped-up children on the grass holding up some propaganda signs as well - that's child exploitation! That's wrong.

The Finger Award by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009

the finger 

The middle finger, often used in the phrase "giving the finger." This finger is used to make an offensive hand gesture when speech is inadequate.

That guy just gave me the finger!! *gun cocking*

the finger by BlastMaster June 18, 2003

Buffing The Finger 

Rather than just "flicking the finger" at someone, Buffing The Finger involves the individual making an all too ostentatious and elaborate show of buffing up or polishing their middle finger finger nail; this in itself should be seen as part of the overall gesture. Given that the gesture itself is elaborate, it would do no harm to embellish the overall presentation of the digit with a quip such as "I made this for you... can you see your face in it?".

I saw she was buffing the finger at me so I polished up my retort...!

Buffing The Finger by Vengeful Spirit December 15, 2011