the crow's toes 

If you feel the need to say something is the "bee's knees" or "the dogs bollocks", it is much cooler to say it's "the cow's toes"... or at least it will be in ten years time!

It's the crow's toes

the crow's toes by SickLittleFox January 11, 2009

The Crow-Syndrome 

An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.

"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"

"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"

"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"

The Crow-Syndrome by TheCheekyCherry January 18, 2019

ate the crow 

Developing a very painful stomach ache after ingesting something you don't typically eat. Refers to the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Frank is stranded in the woods, hungry and fatigued, and decides to eat a decaying crow. Later he wakes up in the middle of the night groaning of stomach pains. When Dennis and Dee ask what's wrong Frank replies "I ate the crow".

Dude, I ate the crow, that Afghan shit we ate fucked my stomach up.

ate the crow by hustlecoke August 31, 2012

as the crow flies 

the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other

it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies

as the crow flies by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

away the Crow Road 

Old Scots expression for dead.

Also from the Iain Banks book/BBC miniseries "The Crow Road"

Aye, Fergus is away the Crow Road.

away the Crow Road by Dr. Badwrench July 10, 2006

stone the crow 

finally found the damn definition:
it is an expression referring to an outlandish event (per perspective).

Acceptable uses:
"I can't believe that ol Rock bought a new Cadillac - might as well stone the crow."

"Ol Rock said 'fuck off' to his boss and up and quit... can't say I'd ever stone that crow."

"A bout of deep depression.
Can't seem to move it forward.
My lying eyes lie awake.
Not sure what I am after.
I never died before.
Can't help what happened yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
Flip through endless stories.
A life of hand-written pain.
No one can share this hurt that is mine, mine, mine.
I never died before.
Can't be what happened yesterday.
I shouldn't stone the crow, no.
Ride on!
Same old city, same old tale.
No matter how I try,
No matter what I say,
I'm blamed, I'm shamed,
I'm judged unfairly.
So now I've died before.
It feels as bad as yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
You too have died before.
I fought as hard as yesterday
I never stoned the crow, stoned the crow, no, no.
-Down, "Stone the Crow", from NOLA"

stone the crow by hargalaten March 17, 2004

shoot the crow 

Rhyming slang for 'go'

"Here, it's gettin' late so I'd better shoot the crow"
""I'm wrecked, better shoot the crow!"

shoot the crow by Joe Monk March 18, 2005