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testicunt 

a complete cunt who is of no more worth than a testicle
john: i am the best at everything
Mick: fuck off you testicunt
testicunt by Michaelbon June 26, 2008

Testiculature

The shape and firmness of one's testicles.
"My dad has the finest testiculature in the known world. The size and shape of them is enough to make even the most ardent lesbian wet herself with glee."
Testiculature by McGarnagle October 3, 2005

Testicult 

a gathering consisting only of men
"Man, if the girls don't show up this party will be a testicult!"
Testicult by JoYo July 12, 2013

testiculess

A bloke who does not have or has lost his balls
Q: "How's that married mate of yours?"
A: "I don't see him much anymore, he's become testiculess"
testiculess by Vincent van Reij January 4, 2008

testicletwistingsimulator

bro why did you even just search this up legit go outside and see the sun you weirdo as pedo
lets play testicletwistingsimulator
no weirdun

Testiculate 

"To bust someones balls." Giving someone a hard time.
I was just testiculating him.

MAN! I've just been testiculated for something I didn't even do.
Testiculate by Gis November 15, 2005