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Boyfriend territory 

Boyfriend territoy is the places on a girlfriends body that only the boyfriend gets to touch. Obvious ones are boob/vagina, but there is also the small of the back and waist/hip area.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! He just lead her to that room while touching the small of her back!

Person 2: Are they dating?

Person 1: They must be! He went into boyfriend territory!
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Darwin, Northern Territory

A state capitol in the Northern Territory of Australia. Known for its high levels of cask wine and United States Navy Sailors stealing its sex workers, Darwin has a large South-East Asian Community, making it an attractive holiday destination for overweight veterans.
Chuck: Hey bro we've docked in Darwin, Northern Territory.

Todd: Damn Boy! Lock up your daughters. *Pointing Fingers*

Absolute Territory 

The area between shorts/skirts and stockings that expose part of a female's thighs.

It generally attracts more attention than cleavage, mostly the attention of otakus. Mostly done and looks infinitely better on lolis than any other female.

The attention given to the Absolute Territory is automatic. People will ignore your cleavage if you have this.
Guy1: Whoa! Check out that chick's Absolute Territory!

Guy2: She may be showing a shitload of cleavage, but I can't take my eyes off that Absolute Territory!

australian capital territory 

the territory where the capital city of australia, canberra, is located. it is NOT a state, but a territory and can still have legislation trampled all over by the federal government (such as same sex marriages). it has the city of canberra in the north, and a national park in the south: that is all.
Hey dude, do you know what the Australian Capital Territory Self-Government Act of 1988 did?
No dude, what?
Gave the ACT its own government.
Awesome dude!

The map is not the territory 

The words we use to describe something are not the thing we are describing. The map is not the territory. The menu is not the meal. Know the difference.
Religion is not God. The map is not the territory.

you in black territory

phrase used to signify dominance over someone or something.

first used by the homeless black man in Bumfights Vol. 1.
You in black territory! You in black territory! You want me to kill yo ass?

Enemy Territory

An exciting WWII based first person shooter. Creative and unique, this game is offered free of charge.
I played Enemy Territory today and enjoyed panzerfausting people as they whined and whined.
Enemy Territory by b33f February 26, 2004