Muff-tache 

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

Muff-tache by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

miss-tache

That fuzzy hair on the upper lip of some women.... often more pronounced in brunette's. Can sometimes extend past fuzz to a full blown miss-tache!

Girl - Hmm... i think you better wax your top lip, you've got a bit of a miss-tache going on!

miss-tache by Danni2345 December 21, 2007

Mug-tache 

A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug

Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache

Mug-tache by Tom691738 July 18, 2018

beefer tache 

A dense untamed moustache

Crikey Clive, you need the number to my barber, that’s a right Beefer tache

beefer tache by Raclettuce December 15, 2022

Rocking The Tache 

To rock one's tache involves percuring a false tache of the 'dirty' persuasion by way of resting a horizontally out stretched finger across the top lip.

Harriet is rocking the tache in our school photograph isn't she a funny so and so

Rocking The Tache by mydad'scat'sbrother'sgf. March 23, 2009

tachanka 

the lord

bow before tachanka

tachanka by TITTYFRIDAY December 1, 2016

Lord Tachanka 

Deadly, fierce, and a true force to be reckoned with. Native to Mother Russia, our Lord is a brilliant mathematician and warrior. You do not hunt Tachanka, for Tachanka hunts you. You do not kill Tachanka, for Tachanka kills you. You do not beat Tachanka, for Tachanka beats you. He is our Lord and Savior, the only operator worthy of our praise.

All bow and praise your savior Lord Tachanka, or face the furry of pure Russian anger.

Lord Tachanka by EggCombo May 20, 2018