Lid surgeon 

One who performs surgery on one's lid i.e. a hairdresser

'Oi Dave, that's a dank trim you've got there!'
'Cheers mate, just been to see my local lid surgeon'

Lid surgeon by tidy_lid January 26, 2018

Virgin surgeon 

A lad who has sex with a girl when he knows she's a virgin and then dumps her after and then goes and finds another virgin like in the movie "Kids".

"I love virgins they always smell like butterscotch." - quote from "Kids".

Virgin surgeon by Nicola July 4, 2004

virgin surgeon 

Any guy that specifically targets the legally ambiguous Virgin, do to some please he finds in pull a Cherry Poptart.

1. I saw Mike with that young looking blond we saw last night. That dude is such a Virgin Surgeon.

2. Mike pulled a Portugese Sausage Fiesta while doing a Cherry Poptart after she gave him a Rusty Trumbone, what a Virgin Surgeon!

virgin surgeon by Heydecker March 18, 2008

Surgeoncel 

An incompetent surgeon who gets mad and barks like a dog when transferred to pathology. Also highly transphobic and against the LGBTQIA+ Community.

"Yo heard Dr. Murphy threw a tantrum to Dr. Han"
"Pathology seems much better for him but what can we expect from a surgeoncel"

Surgeoncel by Dr.Hanbros June 23, 2023

turd surgeon 

Someone who enjoys faecal investigation.

Fred: I heard Mark likes to play with his shit before he flushes it.
Mike: yeah, he's a real turd surgeon!

turd surgeon by dan1582 September 6, 2013

Surgeon 

1. One who does surgery on others.
2. One who goes around yelling "OPERASHUN TIME!", wears a white coat, makes strange hand motions, and carries a scalpel behind one ear.

"The surgeon operatued on me yesterday"
"Watching House made them into a surgeon"

Surgeon by Medical Meccanica December 11, 2005

Rocket Surgeon 

Someone with less-than-stellar aptitude. A mixture of "rocket scientist" and "brain surgeon", this phrase describes a person that is neither. The subject also frequently has an overinflated sense of self worth, flaunting his acheivments and trying to insult other people's intelligence whenever he or she feels dumb.

The phrase also implies that the person is dumb enough to try cutting open a rocket, or perform some other action that would get them "Darwined".

The phrase is best used in the presence of said person, especially when you know it will take them several seconds to realize they've just been zinged. This is often heard amongst tech-support agents.

I just got off the phone with some Rocket Surgeon who was cussing me out because he couldn't figure out how to open the battery door on his camera, and kept telling me all about his MCSE and his PhD.

Rocket Surgeon by DirkusMaximus May 27, 2007