Dutch Surgical Mask 

The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)

Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"

Dutch Surgical Mask by Casper79 March 22, 2008

plastic surgery 

Photoshop, but in real life.

Man, she looks way better after that plastic surgery.

plastic surgery by pastaroni August 23, 2008

Rocket Surgery

(n) The hardest fucking thing imaginable. It's combining Rocket Science and Brain Surgery. Be careful while doing it.

Person 1: "Hey, could you help me with striking this Fresnel?"
Person 2: "Dude that looks like Rocket Surgery to me, hard pass."

Rocket Surgery by The7thComrade May 17, 2019

brain surgery 

(adj.) Much like "rocket science," this term is used to describe any activity which may seem overly intricate to the average Joe Sixpack.

I asked Billy Bob to program the DVR to automatically record WWE every week. He looked at me like I expected him to perform brain surgery.

brain surgery by fugitive247 November 10, 2004

surgeoning 

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.

surgeoning by OCD Panda November 10, 2011

surgical strike

When you’ve got to get in there and remove a possibly life-threatening wedgie before it spreads. In-and-out. Precise. Non-evasive. Take a little time to recover, and you’ll be good-as-new in no time.

Ralph’s Surgical Strike to his lumpy cotton briefs was deep, but precise; the only scarring it left was on the memories of those who witnessed.

surgical strike by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

Plastic Surgery Addict

Plastic Surgery Addicts are people who have many, many plastic surgery. Alot of addicts were once naturally beautiful but then got a nose job which then became hundreds of surgery which eventually made them look like a character from a PS2 game.

In 2002
"This Playstation 2 game is so awesome. I must make myself look like that character with the help of plastic surgery. I won't become a Plastic Surgery Addict and go crazy with it. Just one little nose job"

In 2014
"What have I become!"

Plastic Surgery Addict by SanityAssisin February 14, 2014