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Surfer girl 

pretty much the sickest chicks around. doesn't matter where the girl comes from, they will be chill and awesome.

beware of the girls that say they are a surfer just to pick up guys. if they'd rather tan than surf, they're lame. if all they talk about is surfing most likely they are faking it
I totally picked up this hot surfer girl last night. guy 1
Really, what'd y'all do? guy 2
Talked about surfing. guy 1
Dude, she isn't a surfer girl. guy 2
Surfer girl by surfergirl94 January 23, 2011

fur surfer 

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.

I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.
A man who lets his mother run his life and thus she ruins all of his relationships with the opposite sex. The surfdog is usually a short guy with a dinky little peewee, and he tries to make up for his lack there by showing off on the surfboard. Another characteritic is skin that looks like leather from being in the sun so much. He is usually so short that he stacks his hair high on top to try and make himself look taller.
I dated the surfdog, but he always took his momma's side in everything, so I broke up with him. I heard he later got married, and mommy broke that up too.
surfdog by Butt wart September 27, 2007

counter surfer 

Looking for food on countertops. Typically used to described dogs who are tall enough to search for and steal food off countertops.
The Great Dane is a counter surfer, so put the French bread on top of the refrigerator.
counter surfer by W. Donati May 26, 2008

dick surfer 

based on the term "couch surfer", a dick surfer is a chick who provides sexual favors for a place to crash.
would love to get with kate again, but she's a dick surfer, man! she'll stay at my place for days.
dick surfer by clint harkwood March 7, 2012
The word for when you get so rediculously owned your'e in total disbelief that it happend to sturfed is the first word that comes to mind. Yelling the word is optional but for an insurmountable ownage situation, Sturfed must be yelled.
Amanda got STURFED last night when she was called a hooker by one of her friends.
Sturfed by canyoudigit March 7, 2007