Bike stealer

A nigger

WTF that's my bike! That nigger is a bike stealer!

Bike stealer by Fernando Leon February 18, 2011

crush stealer 

An evil damned bitch who thinks she's a badass and steals your crush when she knows you like him and then flirts with him like fucking crazy and gets him to like her instead of you

Hey why r u sad?

Cuz a fucking bitchy crush stealer just stole my boy from me! DUH STUPID

crush stealer by Pippypie123 March 29, 2015

signed, sealed, and delivered 

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

signed, sealed, and delivered by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

Sealed Envelope 

An act performed immediately after sex; moments before achieving male orgasm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls ass. Afterwards, he presses her ass cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. When he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.

After mom went to work, I shot my load between Van's ass cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. She was waddling around like a penguin.

Sealed Envelope by D.H.G. October 18, 2008

steamed 

Someone who is really mad or pissed off.

Curt was steamed like rice after Jenny rejected him for a date.

steamed by Mayo, Ivan July 16, 2008

sealed without a kiss 

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.

I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!

sealed without a kiss by A. Definer January 1, 2012

Steamed Vegetables 

Code for The act of putting a penis into a rectum, often used in a public place where you don't want to have people know that you're down to fucking latter.

Bob: Hey we still up for steamed vegetables tonight.
James: Hell yeah!!
Bob:good I fuc

Steamed Vegetables by Jesuislefromage November 13, 2014