Phantom Spunker 

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

Phantom Spunker by Debradelish January 15, 2010

Skunk Spunker 

A male with the rather unfortunate condition of unpleasantly scented "fishy aroma" ejaculation.

"My girlfriend won't blow me anymore" why's that? "she says it's like sucking on a rancid fish" that's cold man that's cold

Skunk Spunker by WigglingWalrus April 15, 2003

Salt spunker 

Someone who HAS to throw salt in the game salt in the game

"Fuck Georgia, He's nothing but a two timing salt spunker!"

Salt spunker by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

Monkey Spunker 

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it

You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.

Monkey Spunker by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Bet Spunker 

That indivisible that gets suckered into a cricket bet by two mates who promise him a BANKER bet

Thanks for your banker bet Kev and Levi I put the mortgage on it and it’s yet another bet spunker and Charlea is now crying coz we can’t eat this week

Bet Spunker by Mr4691 March 18, 2021

Norwegian Nostril Spunker

When you spunk into someone's nostril/s, causing them to release a snot rocket and spew it all back out.

Frank: gave my a girl a norwegian nostril spunker yesterday it was messy
my girl: true

Norwegian Nostril Spunker by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017