Splurge my gurge 

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.

Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!

Splurge my gurge by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015

splurge 

to ejaculate and evacuate

matt splurged on natalie last night

splurge by epic_gamer123 January 16, 2019

Splurge 

to blow a fat load on an inanimate object such as amy.

damn boy i just splurged in your moms cereal while rubbing peanut butter sandwiches in her face.

Splurge by Key compton May 13, 2005

Splurge 

the act of someone and or something to be able to spit out a substance from their body.

lol-

Yo, I just splurged all over my shower.

Splurge by JOOKES January 10, 2021

splurge 

act of semen shooting out of the erection

"John was finishing up his moment with a splurge"

splurge by xxprincessjayyxx July 27, 2015

Splurge 

misspelling of superglue

I cant get this Splurge off my hands.

Splurge by Anonymous June 28, 2003

splurred 

When a sound or voice sounds muffled or somewhat not clear.

When your mom is talking to your dog (bassett hound) while the phone is on speaker phone mode and her voice sounds splurred ,and the dog can not understand what she is saying to him.

splurred by Slang Twaine Hollar Gal February 9, 2010