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Spanish Class

A chaotic conglomeration of worksheets, assholes, substitute teachers, and empty threats.
Friend- "What'd'ya do in spanish class?"
Me- "Survived"

" s P a N i S h T e A c H e R" - "Shut up and work on your paper or we won't finish watching Drake and Josh!"

Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.
Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

spanish shame 

The feeling of burning embarassment for the actions of others, also known as second hand embarassment, empathetic embarrassment, third party embarrassment or vicarious embarassment. Derived from Spanish "vergüenza ajena" - literally "shame on behalf of others"
When I hear the statements of musicians about politics, I feel burning Spanish shame.
spanish shame by un4tuner July 22, 2019
“Sanki” is a Romanian slang, used for referring to a person or an object, usually meaning cool . When Romanians from Constantza are having a dialogue, they tend to use it either ironically or serious way.
Sanki. Si ce vrei sa fac acu ma’?!
Ce sanki e tipa aia.
Sanki by loyl November 17, 2020

Spanishy 

A person of foreign decent, primarily from Latin America or the Iberian peninsula.
I’m not really sure where she’s from, she’s Spanishy or something...”
Spanishy by Don’t be a Richard November 9, 2019

Taco Bell Spanking 

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.
Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!