lens spanker 

A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.

*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*

(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI

lens spanker by HYDRAL1K September 27, 2009

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker 

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018

Monkey spanker 

A person who masterbates way too much.

Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.

Monkey spanker by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

ankle spanker 

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

ankle spanker by Anonymous November 1, 2003

ankle spanker 

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

ankle spanker by Johnboy January 3, 2005

Miezbach-Spanker 

Unique, hairless, heart horny, rather unhandsome but still adorable Person.

With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.

Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.

Miesbach - Location of first appearance

Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit

"The village girls were barebacked because the Miezbach-Spanker was coming to town."

"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."

Miezbach-Spanker by Maj. Miezbach December 18, 2021

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

south paw monkey spanker by Emas Diez May 9, 2006