sucked cock to the top 

A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.

Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"

Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."

sucked cock to the top by Hugginold Bear June 19, 2007

Papa sucked a brand new bag 

One of James Brown's most famous songs.

In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo

Papa sucked a brand new bag by andy1 June 8, 2005

sucked in 

something you would say to someone when they have a misfourtune.

someone would say to a guy (whom they don't like) who's had a accident "ha ha sucked in"

sucked in by bread infection January 1, 2006

sucked stupid

When a man has had his mind altered to the benefit of a woman via oral copulation of the his genitalia. A female's method of financial, social and/or environmental survival. When a man, figuratively, has his brains sucked though his penis.

Bob knew better but, he hadn't been laid in months. So, he co-signed for her car after he was SUCKED STUPID by this hot blonde.

sucked stupid by FireSloth August 3, 2011

foolish snuckledorf

a boy/person (most likely boy) who cannot get there shit together

"hey, do you see that guy over there?"
"yeah, why?"
"we hung out last week, but he never called me back"
"it's his loss. he's clearly a foolish snuckledorf"

foolish snuckledorf by lookoverthereatthatissuebox January 26, 2010

Sucked 

The movie The Mist.
Don't watch it.. it sucks...

Example:
Dude 1 "That movie sucked!"
Dude 2 "Must have been the movie The Mist?"

Sucked by Tyler Molloy April 27, 2008

moo snuckel 

A moo snuckel is when a guys balls are split to either either side of the pant leg, separating the balls.

Don't you just a hate a moo snuckel!

moo snuckel by Mexicutioner October 6, 2015