Smuggling Plums 

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

Smuggling Plums by Fredo Teabaggins January 27, 2006

snoggling 

The act of snogging and snuggling at the same time. Sometimes use in lonely hearts ads.

Pot-bellied pig seeks Miss Piggy for truffle snuffling and snoggling. no bores(boars).

snoggling by D. Watson November 6, 2007

sniggin 

Actin a foo....or anything else you want it to mean

"Y'all be sniggin" or "Why y'all be sniggin like that"

sniggin by the whole D-Unit August 20, 2004

Booty snuggling 

Booty snuggling is a closer way of snuggling.
The act of booty snuggling is usually shared between a boyfriend and a girlfriend.
Clothes remain on however the two participants are usually sitting down as opposed to lying down.
Booty snuggling normally consists of hand-holding, head-nuzzling, arms over shoulders, and general closeness.
It can be used for emotional comfort or for pleasure.
It is most often performed in the movie theater, at home on a quiet afternoon, or whenever the two participants see fit.
It's name comes from the way the two participants are so close, like the two halves of a butt.

Girl 1: "what did you do last Saturday?"
Girl 2: "we didn't feel like going out so my boyfriend and I just stayed home, watched a movie, and spend the night booty snuggling"

Booty snuggling by MeowCats February 16, 2014

Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.

Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.

Smurf Smuggling by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010

Smuggling a Muppet 

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

Smuggling a Muppet by george f November 17, 2006

Jesus Smuggling 

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.

Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.

Jesus Smuggling by Botched Toe September 16, 2018