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sucked cock to the top 

A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.
Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"

Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."
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Papa sucked a brand new bag 

One of James Brown's most famous songs.
In this song, the godfather of soul did not yell out uh ah grunt maceo
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sucked in 

something you would say to someone when they have a misfourtune.
someone would say to a guy (whom they don't like) who's had a accident "ha ha sucked in"
sucked in by bread infection January 1, 2006

Slucket List 

List of slutty things one must do in their lifetime.
I finally had a threesome with a midget, I can now mark that off my slucket list;
also
Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.
Slucket List by KfromCanada August 16, 2012

sucked stupid

When a man has had his mind altered to the benefit of a woman via oral copulation of the his genitalia. A female's method of financial, social and/or environmental survival. When a man, figuratively, has his brains sucked though his penis.
Bob knew better but, he hadn't been laid in months. So, he co-signed for her car after he was SUCKED STUPID by this hot blonde.
sucked stupid by FireSloth August 3, 2011

Slickedness 

The combination of the words "slick" and "wickedness" to end up with a single word to express both words with less effort. (Example, Ginormous)
Thats so slick! No thats pure wickedness! No, thats pure slickedness!
Slickedness by PornSoldier December 15, 2006
When your eating out a pussy and she queefs in you mouth ,then you can consider yourself Slukked.
Man, mike I saw a video of Jeff getting Slukked and it was disgusting.
Slukked by Weiner man 5 November 28, 2010